Dear Whoever went through my old crappy art and flagged everything,

Please get a life! Nipples are not that scary. We all have them. It is idiotic and hypocritical that it is somehow taboo in a society to openly display female nipples when male nipples are publicly A-okay.
No shits, rats, or damns will be dispensed if this violates some lame site's ToS, when this ToS is based on the aforementioned idiotic hypicrisy concerning taboos. Have some common sense. 'Rules' based on stupid things are stupid rules, and should not be applicable to real life or internet situations of any kind, except perhaps in mockery.

Moreover, due to your paltry actions my notes inbox was flooded with automatically-generated "policy violation update" notices, which is annoying and dumb and causes me to have to waste time and wrist strokes navigating my mouse to the check boxes. This is akin to spitting in the gravy-boat at thanksgiving. It is a disrespectful, antisocial behaviour, and it accomplishes absolutely nothing.

If this was twenty-five years ago and physical paperwork was involved, your immature antics would have likely consumed a Whole Tree. Does that make you proud?
Thanks for the love,
-ecm